If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
You children are so lucky you have tumblr and AO3 because let me tell you that deviantart and quizzilla were dark, unforgiving places
when ur at the tumblr cafe waiting for ur order and they call ur kin name but 20 other people stand up and then kill you
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?”
Me: “Please… I need my… phone”
*opens TUMBLR*
Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”
“tall/small couples are problematic because there’s a power imbalance” is NOT one of the cold takes i expected to see at the end of 2018, and YET,
*breaking up with my s.o.* it’s not you, it’s just you’re 6'4" and tumblr told me that means our relationship is unhealthy,
i hate seeing the leftovers of drama on tumblr. “ok i deleted the post stop messaging me about it” girl what happened!! i want the goss
